Because of reasons. Dancing reasons. And Whose Line Is It Anyway reasons.

April 18th 1930: Nothing happened
On this day in 1930 BBC Radio announced in a 6.30pm news bulletin that there was no news for that day and instead played piano music for the duration of the programme.
“Good evening. Today is Good Friday. There is no news.”
- BBC presenter
It’s time for Celery’s Q&A time, where I share the intricacies of the Norwegian language with you, my small group of highly tolerant followers. This is my answer to straeon’s question to this post, which was: “How do you pronounce “dirty cum rag” in Norwegian?” It was a highly relevant question at the time, and one that I take very seriously as an occasional educator. I hope this clarifies things.
PS: Straeon, you should absolutely teach me how to pronounce your tumblr name right, because I made an attempt, but I’m about 100% sure I failed, which I apologize deeply for.
To those of my followers who are curious about my native language…
This is my dear friend and former roomie Celery, and she knows her shit, mkay? So listen closely and educate yourself, because one day you might admittedly in a highly unlikely set of circumstances find yourself in a situation where knowing the Norwegian translation for “dirty cum rag” could prove to be very important. Vital, even! Could possibly probably save your life! You never know, y’know? Better be prepared, is all I’m saying. :P
Reblogging for obvious educational reasons. :P

Veronika, of M*A*S*H moments
Right here on tumblr, go check it out, it’s awesome.
(via wandering-homeless-heart)



Monster has something to say to you guys!
Feel good about yourself!
You are beautiful!
(sorry for when people reblog this it says “sheild” and “shield” on the sides, idk why its doing that lol I was trying to figure out how to spell it and for some reason when you reblog it, it kinda…stays. haha *sad*)
For all my followers! This cheered me up, and hopefully it will cheer you guys up too. :)

This made me pathetically pleased. :P
Reblogging myself because I just tried this again and it made me just as pathetically pleased as last time. :P