This is my favorite thing ever
Once upon a bunch of idiots.
what if Archie was a cricket again
OoooOOooh…. ribbit. OooooOOOoooh! Ribbit.
Hello Nurse, Hellooo Nurse. It’s great to hollandaise. Hello Nurse, Hello Nurse to you.
Come by and see me at New York Comic Con, October 10-13. I’ll be in Artist’s Alley at table C-15.
America was not shut down properly. Would you like to start America in safe mode, with free healthcare and without guns? (Recommended)
One of the major news stories in Norway atm is that there’s a vicious cow on the loose in Oppland
Yes, there is a vicious cow on the loose in Oppland
It’s been on the run from the cops for a month after it attacked a woman, who is quite displeased with the police’s performance in locating said cow
The police list one of the problems with finding it as “having a poor description of the cow”
The woman who was attacked is calling for the death of the cow
Stay tuned for updates
#they did a dramatic reenactment of the cow attack on the news #it was…hilarious#there was a man with a dog#who ran across a field while explaining that he’d run this way to save his wife from the cow#and the dog looked like it had genuinely lost all faith in its human#I don’t know if they intended for it to be as hilarious as it is#they keep specifying that it’s not a joke #but if they don’t want people to laugh#they need to find a way to make their reports about the event less hysterical (via Celeryaneffigy)
You know, if they showed more of this one the news I might tune in. Might have to look this up. NRK or TV2?
And among the many, many doodles I found notes written in the Futurama alphabeth; some long, some short, but all written in alien. I must admit that I’m a bit rusty in alien, but it quickly came back to me as I started translating the notes.
"This lecturer is mean. Bender would have told you to bite his shiny metal ass."
"I’m so tired. I hope my DVDs have arrived today. That would make me happy happy joy joy."
"Thank God this lecture only lasts one hour! Almost done…Oh, get on with it! Boooriiing."
Far from Shakespeare, but I must admit I’m amused. I found dozens of comments like these, as well as snippets of lyrics and poems, and even a couple of paragraphs of fan fiction! The lectures in Scotland must’ve been more boring than I remember. :P
Gonna get over you // Sara Bareilles
(It’s a wonderful feel good-song and the video is adorable.)
(And the ending is hilarious.)
Just to illustrate
and possibly drag even more unsuspecting fools down with me. Eeeeey Macarena! :D