A couplet short of a sonnet
(we're all mad here)

zombres:

*shrugs* Sounds legit.

And I must admit I am a sucker for French kittens wearing berets.

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Because of reasons. Dancing reasons. And Whose Line Is It Anyway reasons.

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todayinhistory:

April 18th 1930: Nothing happened
On this day in 1930 BBC Radio announced in a 6.30pm news bulletin that there was no news for that day and instead played piano music for the duration of the programme. 
 “Good evening. Today is Good Friday. There is no news.”- BBC presenter

todayinhistory:

April 18th 1930: Nothing happened

On this day in 1930 BBC Radio announced in a 6.30pm news bulletin that there was no news for that day and instead played piano music for the duration of the programme. 

“Good evening. Today is Good Friday. There is no news.”
- BBC presenter

2 months ago with 48,890 notes — via todayinhistory


celeryaneffigy:

It’s time for Celery’s Q&A time, where I share the intricacies of the Norwegian language with you, my small group of highly tolerant followers. This is my answer to straeon’s question to this post, which was: “How do you pronounce “dirty cum rag” in Norwegian?” It was a highly relevant question at the time, and one that I take very seriously as an occasional educator. I hope this clarifies things.

PS: Straeon, you should absolutely teach me how to pronounce your tumblr name right, because I made an attempt, but I’m about 100% sure I failed, which I apologize deeply for.

To those of my followers who are curious about my native language…

This is my dear friend and former roomie Celery, and she knows her shit, mkay? So listen closely and educate yourself, because one day you might admittedly in a highly unlikely set of circumstances find yourself in a situation where knowing the Norwegian translation for “dirty cum rag” could prove to be very important. Vital, even! Could possibly probably save your life! You never know, y’know? Better be prepared, is all I’m saying. :P

Reblogging for obvious educational reasons. :P

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"M*A*S*H doesn’t have aliens, fairytale endings, dramatic background music, magical scenery or fantasy creatures. It’s about a bunch of humans trying to live through a very inhumane experience. It touched the hearts of humans through being human, not through wishing them away to a wondrous world of fantasy. M*A*S*H shows us the most horrible sides of the world we have created, and yet somehow ends up making us love it. It’s the most human show I have ever watched, and will always be the show I consider to be the very best."

Veronika, of M*A*S*H moments

Right here on tumblr, go check it out, it’s awesome.

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kizzybits:

Monster has something to say to you guys!
Feel good about yourself!
You are beautiful!
(sorry for when people reblog this it says “sheild” and “shield” on the sides, idk why its doing that lol I was trying to figure out how to spell it and for some reason when you reblog it, it kinda…stays. haha *sad*)

For all my followers! This cheered me up, and hopefully it will cheer you guys up too. :)

kizzybits:

Monster has something to say to you guys!

Feel good about yourself!

You are beautiful!

(sorry for when people reblog this it says “sheild” and “shield” on the sides, idk why its doing that lol I was trying to figure out how to spell it and for some reason when you reblog it, it kinda…stays. haha *sad*)

For all my followers! This cheered me up, and hopefully it will cheer you guys up too. :)

4 months ago with 10,925 notes — via kizzybits


acoupletshort:

This made me pathetically pleased. :P

Reblogging myself because I just tried this again and it made me just as pathetically pleased as last time. :P

acoupletshort:

This made me pathetically pleased. :P

Reblogging myself because I just tried this again and it made me just as pathetically pleased as last time. :P

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