A couplet short of a sonnet
(we're all mad here)
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The Daily Show | January 17th 2012

The Daily Show | January 17th 2012

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Stephen Colbert in The Desolation of Smaug

#i didn’t notice this at all #i noticed peter jackson #but then he pretty much opened the film so that was unavoidable #but colbert? #did not recognize #at all (via celeryaneffigy)

I noticed him and was greatly amused by the eye patch, but I didn’t recognise him! D:

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Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.

I need this on my blog because of matching reasons.

Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.

I need this on my blog because of matching reasons.

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How to be Serious, by Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

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Free birth control will wipe out the American race! That’s what wiped out the dinosaurs - a bowl of free condoms. Though I don’t know how the T-rex got them on.

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cognitivedissonance:

If you’re thinking of voting Republican because you’re pissed at Obama, remember the words of Stephen Colbert in the voting booth.

cognitivedissonance:

If you’re thinking of voting Republican because you’re pissed at Obama, remember the words of Stephen Colbert in the voting booth.

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And now, in stereo! :D :D

And now, in stereo! :D :D

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