A couplet short of a sonnet
(we're all mad here)
2 months ago with 3,376 notes — via vulcanmarbles, © drunkonstephen


How to be Serious, by Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

3 months ago with 10,724 notes — via fyjonstewart, © numbtongue


4 months ago with 43,945 notes — via ddagent, © sandandglass


Free birth control will wipe out the American race! That’s what wiped out the dinosaurs - a bowl of free condoms. Though I don’t know how the T-rex got them on.

5 months ago with 7,166 notes — via songsofthestars, © noblette


1 year ago with 52,587 notes — via celeryaneffigy, © awesome-


cognitivedissonance:

If you’re thinking of voting Republican because you’re pissed at Obama, remember the words of Stephen Colbert in the voting booth.

cognitivedissonance:

If you’re thinking of voting Republican because you’re pissed at Obama, remember the words of Stephen Colbert in the voting booth.

1 year ago with 16,910 notes — via vulcanmarbles, © cognitivedissonance


And now, in stereo! :D :D

And now, in stereo! :D :D

1 year ago with 12,296 notes — via songsofthestars


1 year ago with 949 notes — via itsthebatman


This picture made me smile. Looks like they’re dancing three different dances. And so happy too! :P

This picture made me smile. Looks like they’re dancing three different dances. And so happy too! :P

2 years ago with 31 notes