In your head:
this made me laugh so hard because it’s so accurate.
every fanfic that I want to write
But Confucius has answered them with the final whistle, it’s all over. Germany, having trounced England’s famous midfield trio of Bentham, Locke and Hobbes in the semi-final, have been beaten by the odd goal.
im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing
This line in my textbook makes it almost worth the $160 I spent on it
my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot
they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat
so whenever they see my mom
laughed for a solid five minutes
behaviorism gone wrong
Pavlov is laughing in his grave