my president, ya’ll.
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
I must admit your tags intrigue me, darling. Is Tumblr tagging on the fritz or is there some hidden sexual inappropriate meaning behind these tags? (Don’t tell me if it’s the former, let me dream.)
when someone questions your otp and you’re just like
we have to sacrifice someone so david bowie never dies
i think he said no, but im not sure, so lets go with yes
We know he wants it.
Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan
Poetry Month, meet The Internet.