“If this was a singing competition this guy would do very well.”

still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.
BROCONUT
m a n g ERI NEFUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON
They all sound like ways to pronounce ‘Benedict Cumberbatch’
Bombergranate Cutecumber
*snort* Reblogging not only for the whole concept (Slaughtermelon and Cutecumber are my personal favourites) but also for Bombergranate Cutecumber. I think that’s my favourite version of Benedict’s name so far! :P
Which shirt would be mine, I wonder?
areyousuretonightsadangernight:
It’s even worse than I’d heard so far. Oh god, Benny.
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
Oh, sweet little darling! (Not sure I’m talking about Simon or Benedict. Probably both. :P)
I love this scene.

I’ve been waiting for this day. You guys know what tomorrow is going to be. That’s right, it’s gonna be May.