A couplet short of a sonnet
(we're all mad here)
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netlfix:

netlfix:

whats ET short for?

because he’s got little legs

4 days ago with 152,505 notes — via swiftwidget, © netlfix


Writing the dramatic death scene

muffincoti:

1lostone:

maxkirin:

In your head:

image

In paper:

image

this made me laugh so hard because it’s so accurate.

every fanfic that I want to write

1 week ago with 153,554 notes — via swiftwidget, © maxkirin


toadelevatingmoment:

But Confucius has answered them with the final whistle, it’s all over. Germany, having trounced England’s famous midfield trio of Bentham, Locke and Hobbes in the semi-final, have been beaten by the odd goal.

1 week ago with 193,029 notes — via bragi-johnson, © toadelevatingmoment


thearcanetheory:

cianur00:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

f-r-eckled:

im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

that’s 110%

image

thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing

1 week ago with 655,698 notes — via flameysaur, © tahitea


scandalousadventures:

This line in my textbook makes it almost worth the $160 I spent on it

scandalousadventures:

This line in my textbook makes it almost worth the $160 I spent on it

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veefromthesun:

i’M DONE

veefromthesun:

i’M DONE

1 week ago with 70,259 notes — via wilwheaton, © veefromthesun


gothamart:

Daily dose of stupid and obvious by Nebezial

gothamart:

Daily dose of stupid and obvious by Nebezial

1 week ago with 8,972 notes — via attoyh, © gothamart


smilingslowly:

spookywhiteghost:

fuckinglesbian:

princessnausicaa:

my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot

except that

they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

so whenever they see my mom

they pee

 laughed for a solid five minutes

behaviorism gone wrong

Pavlov is laughing in his grave

2 weeks ago with 383,479 notes — via swiftwidget


muppetmindset:

hobolunchbox:

Cårven der Pümpkin [video]

It’s that time of year again!

muppetmindset:

hobolunchbox:

Cårven der Pümpkin [video]

It’s that time of year again!

2 weeks ago with 13,853 notes — via nothingeverlost, © hobolunchbox


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