At first glance I thought this was something like “a woman without curves is like a sky with no stars” - which is quaint enough in itself, but bordering on trite, in my opinion. It is a variation on a theme, true, but it made me laugh. :P
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
What can I say? I love bad jokes. They are awesome. This one made me laugh for an embarrasingly long time. Once I got it, that is. Heh. I must admit I had to read it out loud. I was like “… yeeees? … times four? Whuut. … Yes, oui, s- oh, hang on a minute! Yes. We. See. Yah! HAH!” *cue silly laughing* :P
Left: You’re a priest in a hardscrabble factory-town parish, listening to your brother’s son confess that he has killed a man.
Center: You’re a gangsta rapper being informed by a haughty bouncer that you are not on the list.
Right: You’re a six-year-old who has skinned his knee in the playground, waiting to cry until your mom gets off her cell phone.
Gee, Cary, you have a family like that too?
You can see the original here! :D
*said in my best Zapp Brannigan-voice* “And the winner of this year’s modesty awar-duh! …”