A couplet short of a sonnet
(we're all mad here)
At first glance I thought this was something like “a woman without curves is like a sky with no stars” - which is quaint enough in itself, but bordering on trite, in my opinion. It is a variation on a theme, true, but it made me laugh. :P

At first glance I thought this was something like “a woman without curves is like a sky with no stars” - which is quaint enough in itself, but bordering on trite, in my opinion. It is a variation on a theme, true, but it made me laugh. :P

2 years ago with 20,539 notes — via apeculiarmind, © shinygoldbubbles


Joke of the day

flyingscotsman:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

What can I say? I love bad jokes. They are awesome. This one made me laugh for an embarrasingly long time. Once I got it, that is. Heh. I must admit I had to read it out loud. I was like “… yeeees? … times four? Whuut. … Yes, oui, s- oh, hang on a minute! Yes. We. See. Yah! HAH!” *cue silly laughing* :P

2 years ago with 372,162 notes — via flyingscotsman


Left: You’re a priest in a hardscrabble factory-town parish, listening to your brother’s son confess that he has killed a man. Center: You’re a gangsta rapper being informed by a haughty bouncer that you are not on the list. Right: You’re a six-year-old who has skinned his knee in the playground, waiting to cry until your mom gets off her cell phone.

Left: You’re a priest in a hardscrabble factory-town parish, listening to your brother’s son confess that he has killed a man.
Center: You’re a gangsta rapper being informed by a haughty bouncer that you are not on the list.
Right: You’re a six-year-old who has skinned his knee in the playground, waiting to cry until your mom gets off her cell phone.

2 years ago with 23 notes — via seaofcake, © mediadump.com


2 years ago with 9,820 notes — via attoyh, © angelcavitysearch


Teehee! :P

Teehee! :P

2 years ago with 1,795 notes — via geekoutwithyourspockout, © edmacfarlane


2 years ago with 36 notes — via basorexicanglophile


Gee, Cary, you have a family like that too?

2 years ago with 1,672 notes — via andquitefrankly, © thehumandisaster


You can see the original here! :D

2 years ago with 6 notes — via prenezletempsdevoir


*said in my best Zapp Brannigan-voice* “And the winner of this year’s modesty awar-duh! …”

2 years ago with 581,683 notes — via geekoutwithyourspockout, © stevemcqueened


The Scarecrow



2 years ago with 7 notes — via idratherwatchamovie