Dear Future Husband,
I can guarantee you will get some if you dress up like this every now and then.
Drool, Love, Couplet
I’ll dress up as Princess Leia in the golden metal bikini if you dress up in a Starfleet uniform. Preferably science blue. Just FYI.
Love, Couplet
Girlfriend:
FUCK YEAH.
Parents’ reaction:
…yeah, that would be my mother.
Boyfriend:
Parent’s reaction:
ACCURATE! My boyfriend must play air guitar. I mean, I have standards. :P (And yeah, I would not be surprised if my mom applauded my boyfriend like that - especially if he played air guitar. :P)
Also I want flowers. And dinner. And chocolate. … Please.
Dear Future Husband,
a little tip for you. This is the way to win my heart.
Love, Couplet
“Hello, Sweetie.
Marry me?”By andyruton
Oh. My. God! This is even more romantic than the Harry Potter proposal! :D
I thought the same thing when I saw the first poster: “That’s sooo romant- … hang on, I hope that’s not her copy of the book. That would be… Yikes. That would not be good.” :P
