celeryaneffigy asked: A murder of passion. You'd ve casually cutting vegetables, and then BAM, knife in a motherfucker's neck.
Well, I like to work in peace! I’m very serious about all the veggie-pieces being the right size, ‘cause that’s important, y’know? Equal size and thickness gives a better overall result. The whole vegetable-cutting process is sort of a zen-like experience for me, and to be so rudely interrupted… No, she didn’t say anything, but I knew she was there and I could hear her breathing and I just knew that any second now she would ruin EVERYTHING! … what can I say, the motherfucker had to pay.
The defence rests, your honor.
